Pamela Anderson’s Magical Birthday Party

July 6th, 2008

Pamela Anderson may have turned 41 years old on July 1 but she didn’t properly celebrate the occasion until her party at LAX nightclub at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, NV last night. With her, um, friend Criss Angel by her side, Pammy Pie partied the night away amongst tattoo artists, hangers-on and a big, pink birthday cake which she proceeded to do semi-pornographic things to … behold:


It may not be commonplace for one to perform fellatio on frosted baked goods where you come from but I think it’s pretty much par for the course in Sin City, especially with a lady like Pamela Anderson :) She’s a classy broad, I tells ya. As far as I can tell, none of Pammy’s ex-husbands were in the hiz to celebrate her birthday with her, just Mr. Angel. I’m pretty sure that nothing is going on between those two but it’s so hard to keep track of Pamela’s men. Honestly, I won’t believe that she and Criss are romantically involved until they get married and divorced a few times … and come to think of it, it has been a few months since Pamela Anderson got married, she’s about due for her next husband/ex-husband. In any event, I hope that Pammy pie had herself a nice birthday. I also hope that the poor cake didn’t hate itself in the morning.

[Photo credit: Wireimage]

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13 Responses to “Pamela Anderson’s Magical Birthday Party”

  1. abbizmal Says:

    Very classy broad indeed. You know her kids are proud. Time to hang up the sex kitten stuff, Pam, it isn’t working any more for you. Just getting gross. I hope no one ate any of that cake, no telling where it has been. :D

  2. Notorious Says:

    This chic’s face,,is totally beat..dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  3. Lisa Says:

    Judging by the way that icing flower looks on her cake, I’d call that cunnilinigus and not fellatio. She is soooo the opposite of hot. Ugh.

  4. Phil Says:

    She’s entering our Big Brother house here in Australia on Thursday lol. God knows why…

  5. Joanne Says:

    Why does she put on this act? - when we all know deep down she’s just a down to earth Canadian girl. She’s in her forties now. This slutty image no longer works (if it ever did). I blame cocaine - When she appeared on Ellen she was completely wired on something. She has Hep C and should be looking after herself, otherwise she WILL die young!

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  11. Lindalou Says:

    Wasnt she moved back in with Tommy like a week ago?

  12. Jenn Says:

    Funny how Criss shows up around the celeb chicks that are just a hot mess….

  13. vergil Says:

    hmm yknow we dont see said cake from the from what if that thing in the middle is a giant…chocolate vagina and well she could be eating it out i mean thats what it looks like from here cuz we dont see the front with all the folds i really think its a vag XD

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