GyllenSpoon Are Not Gettin’ Hitched

Whew!
August 4th, 2008

Hallelujah! Contrary to a report over the weekend from the ever credible Daily Mail, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are officially denying that they have decided to be married this Xmas. I think a resounding, Praise Jebus! is apropos. First up, the engagement rumor and then the denial from the couple:


A very merry Christmas might be in store for one of Hollywood’s most low-key couples. Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal plan to tie the knot at Christmas, according to Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper. Gyllenhaal, 27, reportedly told friends that he and his Oscar-winning girlfriend, 32, will marry on or around Dec. 19 - his birthday. “Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas,” said a source on the set of the actor’s new film, “Prince of Persia.” “He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.”

Fortunately, the couple released a statement to People magazine today shooting down this wildly inaccurate report:

Reps for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are denying tabloid reports that the couple are engaged. “They are not engaged, getting married or any of the reports,” the reps tell PEOPLE exclusively, calling the reports “lies.”

And we can all heave a collective sigh of relief. I mean, I really am trying to get used the idea of GyllenSpoon together as a couple (even tho they haven’t really officially announced that they are romantically involved in the first place) but I dunno that my fragile little heart can take the notion of the two of them getting married … or even engaged! No, I think I like things just the way they are … ambiguous and, hopefully, fleeting.

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11 Responses to “GyllenSpoon Are Not Gettin’ Hitched”

  1. ispyemo Says:

    i cant believe they’re vacationing it away and still haven’t gone public with their relationship. its been months. dont get married.

  2. Shaun Industry Says:

    We’ve really got stop with the combining of couples’ names bit. It’s just getting sad. It was over when Beyonce and Jay-Z became B-Jay and then everyone saw the photo of Beyonce with stains on her pants at the knees.

  3. martooha Says:

    I want them to get married. they are soooooooooo sweet together. I want Reese to be happy.

  4. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    Damn right he isn’t marring her!!

  5. Shelly Says:

    They denied they were even in a relationship for almost 6 months, so just because they deny that they are getting married doesn’t mean it’s not true.

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  8. Boris Says:

    God it hasn’t even been that long since she got divorced. It’d be crazy to get married again so soon. Isn’t he the first guy she’s dated since then?

  9. Christine Says:

    Of course their not getting married…. he’s waiting for me… =)

  10. Bee Says:

    I love U! I hete the idea of their marridge 2!
    Thanks 4 the good news in this post :)
    peace & love

  11. Lindsay Says:

    jake + reese = awesome. they’re just cuter than all you haters and you’re jealous, it happens. ;)

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