Why is it that when people make comments based on conjecture or their own personal views, other people give what they say such credence? When in fact, comments based on fact or the truth, are discounted? Do pictures lie! For example, how is it that a person like Joe Francis who knows my entire family was beaten up verbally for standing up and speaking the truth! Do any of you know him? Well I do! And besides being a good friend, an intelligent person, and good business man, he was there for my family in some of the hardest times. Yet, because he had some controversy in his own life and he is in the public eye, people beat him up in the press just like they do me.

Is it so wrong for standing up or speaking out for what you believe in? For having a voice in order to help someone or a given situation? I guess if you are not in the public eye and you have a squeaky clean image, you might get by. But then again, are any of us that perfect and have never made a mistake or a poor decision? Have any of you ever heard the phrase, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?” (John 8:7) If it offends you, I am sorry for quoting scripture, but in fact many scriptures are inveterate (deeply rooted) in our lives.

So before we make a comment or pass judgment on anyone else, shouldn’t we ask ourselves, “Have I made mistakes too?” And if so, we have no right knocking or slandering anyone, unless we of course, can live outside the box without taking the time to look within first.

This does not only apply to me, but to anyone who has something to say about someone they love or something they believe in. I am not here, and neither should you, to slam anyone. Instead, we should offer positive and meaningful advice on any content up for discussion. Especially if we have experienced the topic of discussion. We all act out at times out of emotion. We don’t take time to think. But we should! There is a saying by Pascal that says “The heart has reason that even reason does not know.” Think about that. Because to me, when you love a person with all your heart and you see them hurting or in need, you will do anything you possibly can to help them, even at the risk of being hurt yourself.

For the Real Story, if you want to have a voice and hear the Truth, I invite you to join in.

Since this is my FIRST blog, let’s start off on the right foot. Let’s set up some guidelines and rules “to live by” if we are going to participate on this website! First of all, try your best to refrain from cursing, lying or baring false witness. I know this is hard for some of you, but try.

What this website will bring to you is the TRUTH! Facts, most of which can and will be cooperated.

I know a lot of people like to “feed the fire” and then hide behind a false name, anonymity or represent themselves as a “source,” a “close friend,” or an “insider.” But in truth, when it comes down to it, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourselves. Instead of looking from the outside in, you need to be looking within first.

It’s easy to point fingers and be judgmental. The hard part is looking in the mirror and judging oneself. So please keep these things in mind, before you comment.

Okay, so here we go…

Today, on TMZ, my darling daughter Lindsay was asked for a comment in response to me saying, “Samantha is on drugs!”

Lindsay’s only response was, “look at him!”

WOW! Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!

As a matter of fact, I was the one who tried to keep those kinds of parasites away from Lindsay. Like the psycho stalker “AJ’s,” the parasite publicist, the wanna be manager(s), the backstabbing bodyguards, and the not so helpful assistants and the in-laws from hell who spend their time getting high and robbing the victims of the 911 disaster relief fund.

No, not me, nor my family!

Sure, I made mistakes, but I righted the wrongs. I continue to hold myself accountable for everything I did and continue to do! I speak the truth! I love God and I love people who speak and know the truth!

NONE of us are perfect, but we should strive to be as perfect as we can. Don’t use people, don’t lie about people, don’t bare false witness, don’t be envious or jealous and certainly don’t LIE!

Remember, God is the TRUTH (John 14:6) and the devil is a liar (John 8:44). So you have two choices, represent God (the Truth) or the devil (a liar).

So, if you want the REAL Story, and if you want to have a voice and hear the truth, join right in!

not so hot: hate crimes

hi kids, if you are expecting Santa to read you a bedtime story on this new blog, think again! what i am about to direct is something many of you can relate to, and hopefully are disgusted by..which is the icky trend of straight heterosexual males who commit hate crimes that are secretly in the closet, yes, Rob Kardashian the son of the discgr3aceful Robert Kardashian who represented a cold blooded murderer and made lots and lots of money..well rob jr cold socked and punched my employee right in his face for no reason and broke his nose after my GUY was hanging out with his pal Brody Jenner one night outside hyde lounge closed, then right after yelling the words “FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT!” Rob JR punched my guys in the face. My guy has 3 witnesses who saw rob jump out of the SUV and because of the fact that he works for me, a woman of power, you broke his nose and caused blood to shed, well lets fast forward shall we…the guy who works for me did not file a police report that night cause he did not need tmz’s camera’s outside this trendy nightclub to cause any more FUCKERY to what was suppose to be a birthday celebration, instead he came back to LAPD later and they told him to fold up his police report into a origami and hang it on his door.
My point is LAPD, you guys are such lovely folks, i would like to invite you in for some egg nog but i just ran out and i am too busy learning the art of origami since you are ignoring any of my calls for help or helping a young alone not wealthy gay boy who had the shit beat out of him by the son of a lawyer who was a disgrace to his profession, who should have been disbarred,. oh i am sorry not a lawyer, a banker.. i wonder what it is about Paris that makes you always respond so fast, is it because you can be LIVE ON TMZ? .. my point is, someone came to you, because of a hate crime and you made fun of him and made him feel like shit. I dont’ find blood running out of someone’s nose because of their sexuality funny, the staff member at Hyde can attest to this as she brought him in to wipe the blood off his face and clean him up. Let me be inviting to you my darling rob because i am SUCH A BIG FAN OF HATE CRIMES and homophobic fruit cake assholes like you this around this holiday season, It’s all about self acceptance and particular in your case the acceptance of your own homosexuality, Lets be pals and go shopping at The Grove and go “STRAIGHT” to Ab and Fitch store while the techno music blasts really loud and find you a tight tee shirt for our big night at Rage in Weho, lets ditch these trendy B list clubs and lets dance dance dance where we can be free, and drink cosmos and have no one make fun of us, you can also wear your sisters underwear, I promise I will keep it a secret, but first let me invite you over and lets have a Mac Cosmetics Dazzleglass date night cause what you really need rob kardashian is a pair of lips jeans that flair out at the bottom to accentuate your sexy curvy hips and i hear the carman miranda look is in for 2009, so maybe we can put a some fresh bananas in your hair, which will be tied in pigtails or a scrunchy, ( I still have some ) We will put double fake eyelashes on from Pat Fields and red glitter six inch heels that I am sure she will make to accommodate your lovely feminine feet and i am in possession of a giant anal plug that was tossed to me with a wink by a dyke on a bike at last years weho gay pride parade which was a blast you missed out rob and will be a bigger blast this year once you come out, maybe me and you can be on a float together, you do the flamenco and I’ll drive, darn we waited and waited and we waited to hear from your buddy Brody Jenner for a apology or you rob of some sort, but no apologies or anything, I am tired of these little punks bullies that go party jumping around these clubs with your daddies dirty money and punch people in the faces after getting shit faced wasted! Well i think instead of taking that banana and putting it in your hair rob, let me shove one up your ass slowly and gently, i’ll even lube it, and make sure it’s not too ripe, if you want i’ll even use plantains., that way you can feel what it feels like to get fucked in the ass by a piece of fruit and you will feel the sweet sweet release rob of coming into your own TRUE self! maybe one day when someone punches you in the face and you go running to LAPD, they will tell you to take a some Origami lessons down at the learning annex and to remove your mascara from crying….caused thats NOT HOT!
Thank god for the Malibu Sheriff dept, Thank god for New York! Thank god for London, because the “Hills” are dead dead dead honey with homophobes running around these days
PS Rodney King sends his regards!
happy holidays kids and remember
hate crimes and homophobia is NOT HOT!
Kourtney Love Kobain
p.s Rob throw away your Nirvana cd’s i will not allow you to listen to Kurts music nor my music, instead throw on the Mama Mia soundtrack and dance rob! dance you know you want it! work it! feel it sista girlfriend! own it! be it! embrace it! Love ya
KoRK!

Announcement from MM

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to make an announcement. the rumors that I found a ‘replacement’ for Evan, or that I have a new girlfriend are absolutely not true. I am finishing up my album, and I also have never even met Ne-Yo. I can assure him that he would not want to be associated with something this godless. Get over the holiday so I can happily ruin the new year for anyone that assumed music was going to stay boring and sweet.”