Guess Who’s A Hot Tranny Mess

You ain't gonna believe this one ... or maybe you will
July 17th, 2008

Can you guess which member of an all female pop group showed up at a friend’s birthday party at a private residence in NYC last night looking so totally unrecognizable that I can post pictures of her actual face and you’d prolly still not be able to guess who it is?


I am not even kidding. At first, I thought the photo captions were totally wrong because I simply couldn’t believe my eyes. After the jump, find out who it is …

So, yeah, these pics are supposedly of Aubrey O’Day from the group Danity Kane. Here’s a pic of Aubrey that shows you what she used to (normally?) look like:


I’m totally shocked. She looks nothing like her former self anymore … actually, she barely looks female. That being said, I think she needs a touch more make-up … I think I spy a millimeter of bare skin on her neck. She could also use some antiperspirant — the pit stains are really unsightly. Yikes! doesn’t even seem to express my feelings fully. Anyways, Aubrey was a guest at NYC blogger Micah Jesse’s birthday party (who I met back in March, the two of us got a photo with Mariah Carey) … I hope he wasn’t offended that she showed up at his soiree looking nothing like herself. If she showed up at my party lookin’ like this, I’d have to ask for ID. I hope this new look of hers is temporary … Aubrey O’Day is lookin’ frightful!

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

51 Responses to “Guess Who’s A Hot Tranny Mess”

  1. pilatesarenotforpandas Says:

    *speechless*

    she looks so old and manly! i could never stand her - especially when she’d cry and say “i want to show people i’m more that just the pretty girl.” she sure showed us all right….

  2. JeffRob Says:

    I was like “I have no idea who that is!”

    And then I clicked on the jump, and I was still like “I have no idea who that is!”

    lol

  3. me Says:

    she has no eyebrows

  4. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  5. Nadia Says:

    I don’t think that’s her. It doesn’t look like her AT ALL. The facial features are totally different! This is someone else, definitely

  6. Constance14k Says:

    i’ve seen pics of her recently where she looks was to plastic curgery happy. and on the last show that diddy did on mtv, you could tell had work done-even diddy said he didn’t like it.

    she was pretty…

  7. Carolina Says:

    Yeah! I noticed that too! I was like, “Where are her eyebrows?” That’s disgusting. I’m sure people will look at her as more than just the pretty girl. Bleh.

  8. Nicola Says:

    Who the heck at Danity Kane?

  9. Nicola Says:

    are*

  10. Mr. Gyllenhaal Says:

    HOLY SHIT!! I keep comparing the two and it doesn’t even look like her!! WTF picture of the day!

  11. Kristina Says:

    She looks like Paris Hilton and that would have been my guess had you not said ‘all girl group’.

  12. KISHA Says:

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A HOT ASS MESS

  13. Angela Says:

    Wow… well I knew it was Danity Kane only because you said ‘all girl group’ and how many of those are there these days? Having said that…. yikes. Ditto on the missing eyebrows. I wish I could say hot tranny mess but she’s not even that. She looks similar to the cat lady though…

  14. Froggie2004 Says:

    She looks like a man, used to be a normal girl, but now ugh!

  15. Hydie_22 Says:

    I swear this is Courtney Love… not Aubrey!!

  16. Amanda Says:

    i totally think it looks like her. the photo it is compared to is a promo pic and it is so doctored and positioned to make her look like that. she has always looked like she is in her pic, just with more makeup…

    here is a pic of her that will prove it.

    http://www.shoutmouth.com/index.php/images/der/L3Zhci93d3cvc2l0ZXMvbWVkaWEuc2hvdXRtb3V0aC5jb20vaHRtbC9kZXJpdnMvNTg2Mzk0YjcyYmRlOGUwMWY3ZjcwNmEwMmVjZDFiMWItNmU4NzUyM2MxM2Y5OWUxN2JiZWNjMWIxYjdkNTVjNTcuanBn.jpg

  17. UGGGHHHHH Says:

    She used to be hot. I was jealous of her cute body when I first saw her a couple of years ago in the old pic above but for awhile she has been a total mess. Why is it that everyone has to fake tan until they are orange? If you look at her myspace page she has tons of pics of her looking a mess like this. It IS definitely her. Someone PLEASE tell her this look is NOT cute.

  18. Missy 28 Says:

    She’s performing in Hairspray on Broadway right now. Maybe she didn’t bother to take off her stage makeup before hitting up the party?

  19. UGGGHHHHH Says:

    I can’t believe Diddy lets her go out in public looking like this. She has eyebrows they are just covered up by those ridiculous emormous fake eyelashes she is wearing. She doesn’t look like a man, SHE LOOKS LIKE A CLOWN.

  20. velvet revolution Says:

    OMG She DOESN”T have eye brows does she?? WTF????

  21. Christin Says:

    Does she not have any friends? Who would let their friend leave the house looking like that?

  22. Liz Says:

    What in the name of Christian Siriano happened to her mouth? Hot tranny mess for sure. What a shame for a pretty girl to do that to herself.

  23. areyoukidding Says:

    She is appearing as Amber Von Tussle in “Hairspray” on Broadway. She had her look changed to look more the character. Go here and see the pics…

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-17-who-dat-be

    She makes a quintASSential Amber.

  24. TINA Says:

    Oddly, I knew it was her. Did you notice the pit sweat stains. She’s a nasty one! It looks like she had some work done to her mouth.

  25. joelle Says:

    i knew who it was right away…
    she is missing eyebrows.

  26. TAG Says:

    I have no idea who that bitch is……I thought it was Courtney Love…

  27. Christina Says:

    Uh, ew.
    She looks awful.

  28. Duckie Says:

    I seriously thought this was a guy dressed as a woman… Wow. She looks AWFUL.

  29. Lisa Says:

    I thought it was going to be Ashlee Simpson.

  30. kkkkkkkkk Says:

    Are you sure she wasn’t dressed as Paris for a costume party? This looks way too costumey and Parisy for someone to actually think they look good!

  31. kkkkkkkkk Says:

    PS-I love her pit sweat stains…EW

  32. Natty Says:

    She obviously had her cheeks and lips done.

  33. manderz223 Says:

    Dude people, she did this on purpose. Do u honestly think that she did this because she thinks she looks good?

  34. Jenn Says:

    Her face is all botoxed out to the point that I have to revert my gaze somewhere else for such horrificness in sight - there ALAS, I SPOT THE ——ARMPIT STAINS! Yuck!

  35. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ Says:

    She looks terrible, and girlfriend wants to get a stronger deodorant.

  36. steveO Says:

    There’s no way. I have to stop staring at the trainwreck of a mess that she is! Love it!

  37. Keimo Says:

    I thought it was Spencer Pratt’s sister until I read “all female pop group”. WTF is she thinking?!?!?!?!

  38. Paula Says:

    She looks better as a brunette

  39. kerry Says:

    i had a feeling it was her! what happened to her eyebrows?!?!? she looks SUPER botoxed, but she shouldda got some in her pits to prevent those stains. girlfriend needs help!!

  40. Stephanie Says:

    This is definitely an OMFG moment!!!! ugh! Somebody did this girl wrong!

  41. Lola Says:

    OMG seriously wat is she thinking???
    I used to think she was cute, most of the time anyway but she just looks like a drag queen, infact most drag queens look hotter than her!! Diddy needs to sort her out! Lol xxx

  42. -ohmy- Says:

    Are you sure that’s not a drag queen imitating her?? Seriously….

  43. GirlieGirl Says:

    Having recently partied with the TRANNYLICIOUS girls of AsiaSF… I find the comparison an insult to hot trannys everywhere. LOL!

  44. Missliz murder Says:

    Wasn’t she in San Antonio last night ?

    Danity Kane played at Six Flags Fiesta Texas last night.

  45. davieduke Says:

    I think she probably just stopped tanning since she is in hairspray….

  46. abbizmal Says:

    TAG Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    I have no idea who that bitch is……I thought it was Courtney Love…
    I was just about to say that, word for word. LOL

  47. Preemee Says:

    um, CHEEK IMPLANTS?? I used to love her, now.. I’m glad my face ain’t all jacked up

  48. Laura Says:

    I might have been cropped out of that picture… it was Micah Jesse’s party and everyone was dressed crazy. Her outfit was totally fitting for the night’s dresscode. You wish you were there

  49. Cherie Says:

    I know she just started doing Hairspray on Broadway-did she possibly just come from a rehearsal or something?? There is no way she could look at herself in the mirror and TRY to do that to her face….hope she didnt get some sort of terrible plastic surgery.
    Oh well- I liked her voice, attitude, and appearance much better on season 1. She sort of turned in to an obnoxious know it all beyotch after that.

  50. Indra Says:

    I thought it was courtney love

  51. DKLA Says:

    purrdy scary … wow. well, sad to say at this moment but I DO love Danity Kane for the most part. i know Aubrey is going thru it but their music and work as a group is very impressive. i also like what their new stylist has been doing with their look as of late (despite this fashion no-no) here’s a shoot of them in the studio, where they need to be! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJ-zyBUIjs

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