Happy 18th Birthday, Nick Hogan

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July 28th, 2008

Nick Hogan, currently serving an 8 month jail sentence for almost killing his best friend John Graziano in a reckless car accident late last year, turned 18th years old yesterday … his father, Hulk Hogan, presented him with a birthday cake … his mother, Linda Hogan, presented him with a skateboard … his sister, Brooke Hogan, was a no-show and the state of Florida penal system presented him with an upgrade from a juvenile detention center to real, big boy jail. Happy Birthday, Nick:


Nick Bollea celebrated his 18th birthday today by being transferred into Pinellas County Jail’s Central Division — where he will reside in the direct supervision housing section which hold around 70 adults and one correctional officer. Hulk told us Nick was a “janitor.” We’re told Hulk Hogan, Linda Hogan, Bubba the Love Sponge and bunch of Nick’s friends sang “happy birthday” to him over a video monitor. After that, they were allowed to visit him two at a time. His sister Brooke was not there.

OUCH! I wonder why Brookie dear wasn’t interested in visiting her jailbird bro on this benchmark birthday. Meh, I guess it doesn’t matter … at least Hulk’s friend and radio host Bubba and a handsome gentleman in a yellow t-shirt with the fetching shaved head mullet came out for the festivities — that’s got to count for something. Mama Linda Hogan also came out for Nick’s birthday but she arrived separately from the Hulk group … she also brought along a birthday gift for her locked-up son:


What the eff Nick Hogan is supposed to do with a skateboard in jail, I’m sure I have no idea … but I guess it was a nice gesture nonetheless. Actually, it’s not even that Nick could enjoy or even handle his shiny new skateboard. I think it was more like, “Look at your gift! You can touch it after you get sprung from jail!”

Lord … it sounds like it was a fun party for everyone … except for Nick. After the party was dunzo, Hulk and Linda Hogan each gave interviews to the assembled media outside (watch TMZ’s interview footage HERE) which is really the perfect way to round out a birthday party for one’s jailed son.

UPDATE: Brooke Hogan wants the world to know that she was in attendance at her brother Nick’s jailtime birthday party, she blogs:

uhh…there’s such thing as a back door you jerks. In conclusion…That goes to show you that you can’t believe anything you watch on TV or read in magazines. Cause people will make up BS without even knowing the facts. Hey Media! Why don’t you gather facts, check them, and then give the public the truth? That might work. Oh no…I forgot. You make too much money telling LIES. Needless to say, I WAS there for my brother on his birthday because he is my best friend and NOTHING comes before family.

I suppose it’s possible she used the “back door” to go into the jail, where her parents happily paraded themselves in front of the cameras on their way in and out. But what I want to know is … did she get him a gift?

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

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17 Responses to “Happy 18th Birthday, Nick Hogan”

  1. kelly Says:

    The man in the yellow shirt is not Bubba the Love Sponge. Bubba is the guy in the gray shirt that says Bubba. He’s a radio host on Sirius. I think I remember seeing the yellow shirt guy on their TV show (maybe a wrestler??)

  2. marcie Says:

    nick is in florida’s prison system, not california (i think the incident happened in Tampa)

  3. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    Whoops! You’re right, I’ve amended … thanks, Marcie!!!!

  4. Ibby Says:

    LOL you’re right, what the eff is he supposed to do with a skateboard in jail?? Leave it to Linda Hogan to bring the most useless birthday present EVER.

  5. Gin PA Says:

    They should have waited until today to put him in jail so he could serve his whole term in big boy jail.

  6. AmyM Says:

    what a bunch of juice monkeys.

  7. PixieBassline Says:

    Man… those are some TRASHY looking MOFO’S!!!! Ew…

  8. ashley Says:

    I’m sorry, does the cake say “Greatful”??? Has the spelling of that word changed and I wasn’t notified?

  9. yourmom Says:

    Blah!!

  10. Joanne Says:

    Desperately trying to hang on to their youth at the expence of their kids - there’s something to be said for ageing normally.

  11. Paz Says:

    I am just in awe of how blindingly platinum all of the family members’ heads of hair are. Platinum-white.

  12. Scarlett Says:

    Didn’t anyone notice that Hulk is carrying the skateboard in the group shot? That’s just weird…. Either the visit order is off, or they both got them the same present…. Don’t get it….

  13. Noona Says:

    Hogan isn’t holding the skateboard in the group shot,that’s the womans trousers behind and hulk got him a cake and linda got him the skateboard lol :)

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    Man,Linda’s one hot momma!!!

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