Thank the Lord Jebus and all heavenly creatures in all of existence … Matthew McConaughey has, at long last, lost his shirt. You know, I really took for granted the day to day shirtlessness that Matthew bestowed upon us pretty much all last year and the year before. Why, it would be commonplace for Matthew to go for a jog, go for a bike ride, go for a cup of coffee without wearing half of his clothes (the unnecessary top half). These days, now that he’s all ready to be a father by getting his girlfriend (and Brazilian model) Camila Alves pregs, he’s all serious and stuff … and dressing properly. Whatevs. At least the guy can loosen up enough (again) to strip off his clothes for a day at the beach with his bros and a Bud Light (or 12) … behold:

Ah … I’ve missed those pecs, those sinewy muscles, those pecs, those abs … those pecs. Le sigh. Well, at least we can take heart that Matty is clearly still working out as much as he can to ensure that when he finally does disrobe that it’s still worth checkin’ out. I suspect that homeboy will be putting his goods back on lock-down soon enough so I’m gonna enjoy the pecs pics while I still can. Summer is heating up tho … maybe the arid SoCal sun will inspire the man to strip off his clothing again … we can only hope.

[Photo credit: X17]