Paris Hilton Bites The Hand That Photographs Her

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September 2nd, 2008

In what can only be described as the most ridiculous thing that I have *EVER* heard of in the entire history of my hearing things, I feel compelled to pass along this jarring bit of information gleaned from the musings of Paris Hilton. The girl who made a career out of chasing flashbulbs and doing anything and everything to garner the attention of the paparazzi for years and years has come to the conclusion that the paparazzi are “annoying” and is trying to make us believe that she is “fed up” with their presence in her life … like, seriously:


Paris Hilton is fed up with being followed by paparazzi — but has vowed to keep her cool with them. The sexy socialite and hotel heiress — who is one of the most photographed women in the world — says she is constantly taunted by shutterbugs who try and get her hot under the collar — but she always resists the temptation to lash out. She explains, “It is annoying when they are always showing up at your house. I think it is fine at like a movie premiere or an event when they are supposed to be there. But when it is every single day it just gets really tiring. There is nothing you can do about it. They want you to lash out at them so I never do. I have never done that and I never will.”

OK, I can kinda buy that even Paris Hilton is capable of growing up just a little bit and I find it feasible that she can settle down enough to maintain a fairly normal romantic relationship with Benji Madden but the mere thought of Paris Hilton shunning any attention from the paparazzi is just … madness. I mean, seriously, WTF? In actuality, Paris Hilton is probably the single pioneer of the modern paparazzi movement and the notion that she is no longer interested in their attention is … insane. I shant believe it, I vehemently refuse to believe it and I will not spend another second thinking that this could possibly be true by any stretch of the imagination. Nope.

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35 Responses to “Paris Hilton Bites The Hand That Photographs Her”

  1. Nicole Says:

    i think they all eventually get sick of it.

  2. CBT Says:

    yea i think someone can grow sick of seeing themselves everywhere ;p

    anyways i think she’s realizing alot of people are growing sick of seeing her and don’t really care anymore since she’s not doing any crazy antics

  3. Nicola Says:

    I believe her (weirdly). She’s like 27… she needs to grow up at some time, right?

  4. Yoka Says:

    I can totally believe one could grow tired of having 50 screaming guys follow you everywhere, pushing camera’s in your face.
    I mean, would you still like that after a couple of years?

  5. Jenn Says:

    isnt this part of the package for her absurd life? didnt she promise to use her power for good not evil when she got out of jail? what happened there?

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  9. Weedy McStoned Says:

    You know how you solve this problem Paris? NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!

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  11. scott Says:

    I think it’s kind of a case of ‘be careful what you wish for’…but it’s totally feasible that someone, even Paris Hilton, could get sick of the constant harassment from photographers. She seems to be growing up a little and as a person gets older certain things become less important…maybe that’s what’s happening with her.

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  13. Joanne Says:

    Actually - Princess Diana was the single pioneer of the modern day paparazzi movement … If Paris is ‘over it’ they should just let her be. She has the right to grow up and move into a different phase of her life. Go and harass some 20 year olds - who think it’s flattering to be stalked!

  14. Joanne Says:

    *harrass*

  15. Joanne Says:

    or it may actually be *harass* …

  16. wommie Says:

    naw joanne it’s herass

  17. tatiana Says:

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  18. Paz Says:

    Some celebs make deals with papparazzi and magazines, letting them know they’ll be at X place at X time, so they can be photographed there, and then they get a cut of the check.
    I saw some paparazzi interviewed on Larry King, and one said in general those who don’t want to get photographed dont get photographed because they wont give them good shots. They get boring so the photogs will move on to someone who invites attention.
    I understand Paris can grow up, but to shun all paparazzi? Yeah right. This girl gets PAID to show up for 15 minutes at an event. If she doesn’t want to get photographed, then dont go to events, dont go to the typical celeb hangouts. She just wants to save face and not look like the camera whore she is.
    Without the paparazzi, Lindsay, Paris, Britney and the girls on the Hills wouldnt be half the celebrities they are.

  19. Stefan Says:

    no matter how stupid you think Paris is, you have to admit at some point, that its unfair for these celebrities to be stalked the way they are. I mean come on, every single day?? This isn’t really what they envisioned, I’m sure, and everyone deserves some space and privacy on this planet, no matter how much they suck.

  20. Fuck Parisite Hilton Says:

    Here’s a thought then you fucking whore, stay the FUCK out of the limelight! Better yet, just take a gun and shot your dog Benji and then yourself!! The world would be a better place!

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    Ha ha ha ha! Bitch, please. Parisite LOVES the attention. She craves it. Who does she think she’s kidding with this BS comment?

    I’m waiting for her to hook up with a woman, and pretend she’s a Gayelle.

  23. Lalala Says:

    Has she forgotten what she’s famous for?

    uhhh..

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  25. V Says:

    If not for the paparazzi, Paris would not be famous.

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  30. killer-shoes Says:

    She’s just afraid they might not catch her doing bad things she can deny with endless chatter.

  31. pearASS sucks Says:

    Wonky McValtrex is definitely a liar. Remember when she went on Larry King & said “I’ve never done drugs…never”? I guess little miss rocket scientist forgot this here thingy called the internet, where pictures of her doing blow, smoking dope & acting like a juvenile degenerate are stored. Of course, she made up for her lie by doing that charity trip to Rwanda and…oh, that’s right, she cancelled that so she could go to another party. Oh, never mind; she made up for it by coming through on her promise to create a 1/2 way home for ex-cons and…oh, she didn’t do that either.

    Wonky McValtrex a liar? Definitely…

  32. Ednonymous Says:

    Huh?!?!?!

    She’s the sack of shit who calls the paps to tell them when she’s leaving her house!

  33. Casey Says:

    Shes been shying away from the paps since dating Douche Madden. Hes not a fan of the cameras so now she isn’t. Shes changing her ways so her bf will like her better. Once they’re over she’ll be out on Sunset posing for the paps, declaring her love for them again.

  34. Casey Says:

    Ditto Ednonymous. Paris is a lying cumdumpster.

  35. shorti pop Says:

    paris needs a hobbie … she should team up with her stylist pal Kira Plastinina and work on another fashion show. that actually looked cool… http://www.KiraPlastinina.us

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