Katie Holmes Likes To Play With Dolls

The Real Deal
Saturday, December 6th, 2008

How’s about a little game, HMM? Here is a pic of Katie Holmes with her arms loaded with her daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise interspersed with various dolls … can YOU find the real child in this mix of items in Katie’s very full arms?


HAHA! Trick question! The answer is that THERE IS NO REAL CHILD mixed in with these dolls as I contend that Suri is the cutest little robot child-doll ever fashioned by the hands of Scientology artisans. Thanks for playing!

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

The Beckham-TomKat Bunch Continue To Do NYC

Central Park, A Carriage Ride, A Circus -- Oh My!
Friday, November 28th, 2008

Yesterday we saw pics of Les Beckhams (David and Victoria along with their children Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) out and about with TomKat (Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their possibly real daughter Suri Holmes-Cruise) at various places around NYC. Today, we get to see more pics of the family friends (including Tom’s adopted children Isabella and Connor with former wife Nicole Kidman) enjoying other parts of the Big Apple in full display of any camera within a 10 mile radius. First up, the families made their way en masse to Central Park:


But soon after they arrived, the ladies in the group decided that they were tired of walking and decided to hop aboard a horse-drawn carriage for a little ride:


Clearly, Vicki B. and her middle child Romeo were not impressed. Incidentally, I do realize that Romeo Beckham isn’t really one of the “ladies” but, lets be honest here, the little lad is the closest thing that VB has to a daughter so there you have it.

After the carriage ride bored them to tears, the families made their way to the Big Apple Circus for a little family fun …


… complete with photo op afterward. Lord … I realize that these people are insanely famous and that they are apt to drawn a massive crowd of onlookers wherever they go but I would’ve expected the families to spend at least part of their day out of the public eye perhaps enjoying one another’s company. In any event, it appears that the Beckham-TomKat Bunch were doing their best to get the most out of this Thanksgiving holiday. While they all look entirely miserable, I do hope that they were able to enjoy their time together and be thankful for the wealth and privilege they are all able to enjoy.

[Photo credit: Splash News, Bauer-Griffin]

The Beckham-TomKat Bunch Take Manhattan By Storm

One big happy family
Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Thanksgiving is a time to be with family but it is also a time to be with friends as well … here are a bunch of pics of very famous friends Les Beckhams (David, Victoria, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) and TomKat (Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Holmes-Cruise) hanging out together ALL OVER NYC yesterday after the Beckham clan flew cross country to spend Thanksgiving in the Big Apple. From hanging out at the TomKat NYC home to catching a performance of Katie’s play All My Sons on Broadway to a big ol’ family dinner at Il Cantinori, the Beckham-TomKat Bunch really took over NYC yesterday:


The Cruises were among the first to welcome the Beckham clan to America, but for more than five months the two families have not been photographed together. But any rift between Hollywood’s biggest celebrity families appears to be healed as the couples celebrated Thanksgiving eve. David and Victoria Beckham and their three sons were pictured with Tom Cruise and his older children Connor and Isabella. Tom’s wife Katie Holmes and their two-year-old daughter Suri were absent from the gathering. But after meeting Tom in downtown New York the Beckhams left their sons with a babysitter while they went to watch Katie in her hit Broadway play All My Sons … Later, the whole clan - Katie included - headed off for dinner at Il Cantinori. Thanksgiving is one of the biggest holidays in the American calendar, traditionally marked by a family celebration, so to be spending it together perhaps marks a resurgence of the close friendship the Beckhams once enjoyed with the Cruises. After initially being pictured constantly together - be it shopping, eating out or publicly supporting each other’s work - the relationship between the two families apparently soured. This was rumoured to be because the Beckhams had refused to consider joining the Scientology religion - a subject close to Tom’s heart. There were also reports Katie and Victoria were caught up in a feud over a Vogue front cover. The fashionable friends apparently fell out after the former Dawson’s Creek actress became jealous after Posh was asked to appear on the front cover of the top magazine.

To be honest, I never really bought the whole idea that the Beckhams and Cruise-Holmeses were feuding. These people are hella bizzy all the time and I suspect it’s very difficult for them to all coordinate their schedules in order to hang out together. As much as I like to give them grief sometimes, I really do love seeing these two families when they are hanging out together. I suspect it’s difficult for the rich and powerful to make “normal” friends so it makes sense that they were gravitate towards other rich and powerful folks. I can’t even imagine what sorts of mindless banter they have to talk about across the dinner table … what do YOU suppose these ridiculously wealthy/famous people will talk about and give thanks for at the Thanksgiving dinner table today?

[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]

Suri Holmes Cruise Stays Dry In NYC

Looks adorable while doing so
Thursday, November 6th, 2008

Here are a few adorable pics of Suri Holmes-Cruise keepin’ dry in rainy NYC this week by utilizing her cute ladybug umbrella:


I gotta say, even tho those terrible Rihanna Umbrella jokes are way over … like, way over … I think the sight of Suri with her little ladybug umbrella really makes me want to coo ella-ella-ella over all the cuteness. While I still have my doubts that this cute little child isn’t really a wind-up toy, I must admit that she is seriously the cutest.thing.ever. with umbrella in hand.

[Photo credit: INFdaily]

Greetings, From Suri Holmes-Cruise

Doin' the wave
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Here are a couple pics of baby doll Suri Holmes-Cruise being carried in her mother’s arms as the ladies made their way to a nearby park in NYC yesterday afternoon to spend some quality time together. Suri says Hi:


Clearly the little darlin’ is becoming totally comfortable with the crush of paparazzi who follow her family around and she is happy to throw out a gentle wave to her adoring fans. She is just a doll, an absolute doll.

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Suri Holmes-Cruise Meets Her Match

At least, she thinks she does
Monday, August 18th, 2008

Little Suri Holmes-Cruise was spotted enjoying an afternoon of shopping with her mother-like guardian Katie Holmes this weekend and she was spied enjoying a curious conversation with a doll that she mistakenly assumed was her sister, assuming that the doll was also created in the same doll lab that she came from:


You know, I might make the same mistake myself at the tender age of 2 Earth years. You just know that not even Suri buys the bunk that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are her real parents. She must’ve found that “Mattel” birthmark on the bottom of her right foot.

[Photo credit: X17]