Last night’s ep of The Hills really tried to make Audrina Patridge’s storyline the central plot but, sorry to say, her life isn’t nearly interesting enough to anchor a single episode (let alone an entire TV series, which is why Whitney Port will be starring in The City and Audrina is thanking her lucky stars for another season of The Hills) for me. The drama surrounding Lauren LC Conrad allowing the “homeless” Holly Montag to move in with her was far more interesting, IMHO:

But, you can’t blame Audrina for trying to play a more central role on the show … time is running out for the reign of The Hills and she is desperately trying to turn her Hills stint into something larger. Yeah, good luck with that. In any event, there was palatable drama to enjoy in last night’s ep. After the jump, find out what fallout came from LC’s new houseguest on the ep titled One Last Chance … (more…)

After taking a week off last week because of Election Day, today we check in with the drama on last night’s episode of The Hills. For the most part, the drama was pretty contained but there were a bunch of fun moments. I found the ep especially interesting because since it was Whitney Port centered (Lauren LC Conrad really only played a supporting role) we have a feel for what her spin-off show The City may be like:

Whitney and LC got called back to NYC by their heinous boss Kelly Cutrone at People’s Revolution to do some runway show work for her … romance and drama ensued. Back home in LA, Heidi Montag was left to pick up the pieces after she got fired from SBE last week. It was a fun time on The Hills last night. After the jump, let’s discuss the drama from last night’s ep titled Back To New York … (more…)

Last night’s ep of The Hills was a bit of a snoozefest … but only on the parts that focused on Audrina Patridge and her lame boy problems. There was a bit of hilarity smack dab in the middle of the ep that was really fun to watch and ended up saving the whole Hills-watching experience for me last night:

It’s pretty safe to say that last night’s ep was very Audrina-centric with Lauren LC Conrad playing the supporting role for most of the ep. Even when the focus wasn’t on Audrina, LC took a backseat to the other drama going on in the ep. Is this a sign of things to come? Is this proof that LC is “over” reality TV? After the jump, find out what did and didn’t happen on last night’s ep of The Hills titled I Want You To Be With Me … (more…)

OK … OK … I asked for a little more entertainment from The Hills and I am happy to say that that’s exactly what we got. While the drama was far from epic, there was enough hilarious (albeit entirely juvenile) bullshizz in last night’s ep to keep me laughing and satisfactorily entertained for the entire 30 minutes:

Team LC (minus Whitney Port who was off in NYC filming her own series The City and Lauren Lo Bosworth who was, I dunno, just left out I guess) made their way down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to join Brody Jenner and his bros in celebrating his birthday (which occurred in late August). Back home in LA, Stephanie Pratt (who was NOT invited to Cabo) was forced to endure a double date with Speidi. The result … hilarious hijinks on both fronts. After the jump, find out what kind of drama went down on last night’s ep of The Hills titled You’ll Never Have This … (more…)

Last night’s episode of The Hills was all about choice — having nothing at all to do with politics … on the Team LC side, Audrina was faced with the decision of having to choose between her ex-boyfriend Cory or her other ex-boyfriend Justin Bobby. On the Team Heidi side, Heidi had to choose between her sister Holly or her boyfriend Spencer:

After the jump, find out what sort of drama these choices caused for both camps, see who chose who AND see a NSFW screencap of a topless Audrina in the pool in the episode titled Who To Choose? … (more…)

Last night’s episode of The Hills had some pretty monumental developments (at least, by the show’s standards) but despite all the monumentalness, I really found the whole ep very unthrilling. The highlight for me was “the letter” that was read aloud during the ep … as well as the fall-out from said letter:

There was a bit of go-betweening happening in last night’s drama and a poorly shoved in side plot but for the most part I found that there really wasn’t much to latch onto … well, except for that letter. After the jump, find out who penned what do who and who was pissed at who as a result in the ep titled If She Never Met Spencer … (more…)